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The Schweitzer's Go Device attraction, adventurously considered to be the finest typical attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Go Device
August 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, felony convictions, or personal, heart, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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