Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Go Device attraction, stingily considered to be the worst young attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Go Device
July 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight Disneys (according to "Brutal Bridge" Facebook page)
This rollerdevice -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or Oswald the Lucky Rabbit fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable character meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Driver must be at least 70" tall.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 22 years old to ride in front.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue, ribcage, leg, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- The top of Schweitzer's Go Device can be spotted from as far away as the western hemisphere.
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