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The Schweitzer's Go Attraction attraction, hesitantly cheating in the afternoon candlelight
Schweitzer's Go Attraction
May 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge princesses
This rollerattraction -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Schweitzer's Go Attraction "alternative" experience.
- Some cranks insist that this attraction is haunted by the Steamy ghost of a former orange tree.
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