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Al Weiss' spire-smiling photo of Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
August 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disney Land Adventure -- is suitable for young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something longer.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- The glow of Schweitzer's Faux Coaster can be seen from as far away as the canyon.
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