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The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster train, wildly tripping in the morning sunlight

The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster train, wildly tripping in the morning sunlight

Schweitzer's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 4, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift grandparents

Description

This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all national origins.

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