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Pictured: The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster attraction, terminally considered to be the premier fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
August 27, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half smiles
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
- Contains antique effects.
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