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Schweitzer's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Huey
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
August 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and stubborn).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or ribcage, shoulder, immunological, personal, or neck problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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