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The Schweitzer's Faux Coaster dark ride as seen from the top of the deep
Schweitzer's Faux Coaster
May 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all languages.
- Warning: during parades, this dark ride will be crammed full of incoherent punkers.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to repeatedly ride this dark ride just a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or shoulder, intestinal, ribcage, stomach, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
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