Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: A fictional view of Scar's Go Machine when it's not hidden in artists
Scar's Go Machine
May 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Walt Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all languages.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guest in front must be at least 45" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or back, tongue, neck, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and whirligigs away from the wild animals at all times.
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