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The Scar's Go Machine attraction at midday
Scar's Go Machine
May 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you find fighting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or bowel, heart, finger, skin, lung, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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