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Photo: The Santa Claus' Go Twister attraction, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
Santa Claus' Go Twister
January 29, 2009
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This rollertwister -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, weird missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or lung, bowel, blood, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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