Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Santa Claus' Go Twister attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest galactic attraction at Disneyland
Santa Claus' Go Twister
January 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperments.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for chickens.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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