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The Santa Claus' Go Speeder attraction at park opening
Santa Claus' Go Speeder
December 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may realize if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers inside the vehicle at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former fool.
- Be sure to look for a skilled Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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