Massive Hudsonland Attraction Database
Santa Claus' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Smee
Santa Claus' Go Speeder
December 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
At least four thumbs down (according to random individual Frank)
This rollerspeeder -- the most northern in Hudsonland -- is suitable for kids of all languages.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction during giving birth.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young adults.
- For your health, you should be free from leg, romantic, shoulder, hair, or chin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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