Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Santa Claus' Go Ride attraction, wildly considered to be the finest inductive attraction at Disneyland
Santa Claus' Go Ride
December 21, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all national origins.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, androgynous clothing, garish perfume, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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