Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Santa Claus' Faux Coaster thrill ride, immediately considered to be the finest benign thrill ride at Disneyland
Santa Claus' Faux Coaster
October 26, 1985
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before winter, this thrill ride will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction garden.
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