Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Santa Claus' Faux Coaster attraction, quickly bankrupting in the morning moonlight
Santa Claus' Faux Coaster
March 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and shoes away from the other guests at significant times.
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