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Above: The Samuel Clemens' Go Twister attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Go Twister
February 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- After zipping this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 44 tonnes.
- Boredom may occur.
- In a hidden hideout at the tippy top of the Samuel Clemens' Go Twister, there is a mortal combat court for Disney executives.
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