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Image: A lost view of Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder when it's not shrounded in tarps
Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder
March 15, 1983
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This rollerspeeder -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all temperatures.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
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