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Image: Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder
January 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all shapes.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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