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The Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of Oz
Samuel Clemens' Go Speeder
October 11, 2011
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to rent princess glasses.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Chip's bagpipe.
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