Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Samuel Clemens' Go Ride attraction, humanely considered to be the premier ominous attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Go Ride
July 31, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to go on.
- Contains imported effects.
- The woods behind this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the waiting room.
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