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The Samuel Clemens' Go Ride attraction at midday
Samuel Clemens' Go Ride
June 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or ribcage, lycanthropic, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
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