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The Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity attraction, greedily considered to be the worst educational attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity
November 24, 2004
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
- For your comfort, you should be free from back, nasal, skin, kidney, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
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