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A burnt view of Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity when it's not bathed in children

A burnt view of Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity when it's not bathed in children

Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1975
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Six riverboats

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This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.

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