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The Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity
March 9, 2014
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the vehicle at various times if you want to keep them.
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