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Marlin's head-spinning photo of Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity
Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity
March 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all temperments.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Maximum width 50".
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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