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At right: The Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity
August 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all levels of experience.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve paddles.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- The letters in "Samuel Clemens' Go Monstrosity" can be scrambled to spell "Cremlmsgnoe Sean Tiysso O'ulmt."
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