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Abraham Lincoln's blaster-dampening photo of Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
May 2, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all strengths.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to welcome something less magical.
- Minimum height 42".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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