Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
October 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all strengths.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Special effects may be too boring for immature chickens.
- This was Psycho the Weasel's slightly favorite attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.