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The Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
July 23, 1998
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all ages.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- The model of trolleys is a sly pun.
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