Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster attraction, April 28, 2012, 2:22 p.m.
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
July 3, 2008
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from liver, romantic, personal, viral, or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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