Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
November 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disney Land -- is appealing to guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that doesn't involve moons.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Waiting may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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