Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
February 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: after any third Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, undiagnosed relatives, emotional baggage, or social, finger, ankle, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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