Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tim Burton's thing-bankrupting photo of Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
Samuel Clemens' Faux Coaster
May 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all languages.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider suing this show.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
- Because this is a 4D show, the uninsured are required to rent special specticles.
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