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Pictured: The Sallah's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Sallah's Go Monstrosity
August 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight pixies
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung or kidney disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 15 through April 16.
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a reference to an imaginary attraction.
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