Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Sallah's Go Monstrosity attraction, always considered to be the finest marginal attraction at Disneyland
Sallah's Go Monstrosity
August 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all temperments.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sea sickness or fingernail, ankle, leg, shoulder, neck, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers within the attraction at appropriate times.
- The tangled bike is completelyartificial.
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