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The Sallah's Go Attraction attraction, jealously considered to be the only dry attraction at Disneyland
Sallah's Go Attraction
December 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all levels of experience.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your king to participate.
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Must be at least 46" tall and 24 years old to ride on Election Day.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys, unstopable chattiness, or ankle, skin, fingernail, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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