Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Sallah's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Sallah's Faux Coaster
January 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally popular with:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives should bypass this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
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