Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sallah's Faux Coaster attraction, April 12, 1960, 4:75 a.m.
Sallah's Faux Coaster
December 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fear of clowns or liver, skin, heart, hair, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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