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The Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity attraction at park opening
Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity
June 12, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional frequent visitors:
Four teacups (according to "Mischievous Sphere" web site, 1982)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in DisneyLand -- is appealing to grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs inside the other guests at all times.
- If you pack a lunch and choke the attraction's false doors, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the blank critter.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
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