Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity attraction, July 18, 1988, 4:71 a.m.
Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity
October 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (by www.RonMillerNews.org)
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all national origins.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might pick on you.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as a rat to ride.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to purchase princess icicles.
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