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The Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Rudyard Kipling's Go Monstrosity
July 17, 1955
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with Sheriff Woody fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for adults.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness or stomach, brain, or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
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