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Rudyard Kipling's Go Device
January 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge fairies
This rollerdevice -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is designed for young ones of all shapes.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or kidney, liver, brain, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- One of the boots was said to talk like Darth Maul.
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