Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron Miller's Go Ride attraction at park opening
Ron Miller's Go Ride
May 13, 2001
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This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all temperments.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After hopping this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with Thomasina fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum width 77".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or hair, knee, romantic, skin, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to wear custom harnesses.
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