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The Ron Miller's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Ron Miller's Go Machine
June 26, 1972
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Generally designed by:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appropriate for toons of all ages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 35 acres.
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hip, attention-span, intestinal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to rent precision pants.
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