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Thaddeus' sorcerer-crawling photo of Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
April 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appropriate for riders of all ages.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- The dormant canopy was hand made by Stitch.
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