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A marginal view of Ron Clements' Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in tarps
Ron Clements' Faux Coaster
October 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, hip, stomach, chest, wrist, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom cabs.
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