Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Romeo's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Arthur
Romeo's Faux Coaster
July 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge jollies
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Dandy Lines -- is suitable for toons of all temperatures.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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