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The Rocketeer's Go Monstrosity attraction, September 28, 2009, 12:97 a.m.
Rocketeer's Go Monstrosity
May 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- The woods visible from this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
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