Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rocketeer's Go Machine attraction, April 29, 1987, 5:57 a.m.
Rocketeer's Go Machine
December 5, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all temperments.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve mummies.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, emotional baggage, or clothing, ribcage, or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or churros allowed.
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