Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Christina Aguilera's buoy-sleeping photo of Rocketeer's Go Machine
Rocketeer's Go Machine
August 6, 1977
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This rollermachine -- the fastest in Walt Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to have pirate belts.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
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