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Rocketeer's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Cynthia Harriss
Rocketeer's Faux Coaster
November 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled guests.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd extra limbs, unstylish haircuts, or spinal, fingernail, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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