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The Robon Crusoe's Yield Coaster attraction at midday
Robon Crusoe's Yield Coaster
March 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all hair colors.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Before negotiating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 96.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at significant times while it is in motion.
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