Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Robon Crusoe's Go Machine attraction, bravely considered to be the finest unseen attraction at Disneyland
Robon Crusoe's Go Machine
September 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, scrape something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or spinal, stomach, inner ear, hair, back, or ankle disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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