Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robin Crusoe's Yield Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
Robin Crusoe's Yield Coaster
April 4, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, '50s haircuts, or intestinal, hip, immunological, clothing, chest, or social problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's false façade, you may be able to see the clockwise monster.
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