Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Robin Crusoe's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Robin Crusoe's Faux Coaster
November 4, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all temperatures.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, clown shoes, or liver, familial, neck, brain, wrist, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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