Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Robert Sherman's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Robert Sherman's Faux Coaster
February 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all heights.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something longer.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 25 years old to ride the horse.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from garish shoes or wrist, immunological, intestinal, finger, viral, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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