Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Below: The Rob Roy's Go Monstrosity attraction, untimely rejoicing in the fading sunlight
Rob Roy's Go Monstrosity
January 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disney Land Adventure -- is appropriate for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to pick on sodas.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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