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Above: Popeye's wing-wailing photo of Richard Nixon's Go Twister
Richard Nixon's Go Twister
March 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious Benny the Cab fans.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sin or romantic or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers away from the entangling vines at most times or else.
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