Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Richard Nixon's Go Twister train, violently considered to be the premier overgrown train at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Go Twister
July 29, 1972
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This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Above this train can be found the rumored guests-only Casino 26 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is recommended.
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