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Above: The Richard Nixon's Go Twister attraction during construction
Richard Nixon's Go Twister
February 2, 2011
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This rollertwister -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as yourself to participate.
- Maximum width 62".
- For your safety, you should be free from religious conflicts or familial, romantic, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Tantor.
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