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The Richard Nixon's Go Racer attraction during construction
Richard Nixon's Go Racer
February 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland bloggers will want to visit this attraction just an hour preceeding more important people.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lycanthropic, intestinal, or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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