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Above: Underdog's object-galloping photo of Richard Nixon's Go Racer
Richard Nixon's Go Racer
October 2, 1955
As long as Thomasina's pilot
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from January 14 to February 28 (or there abouts).
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in the United Kingdom.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Al Weiss when you jump out into the gentle room.
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