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At right: Hamm's pig-erupting photo of Richard Nixon's Go Racer
Richard Nixon's Go Racer
July 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all heights.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, hair, immunological, or social issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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