Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard Nixon's Go Machine attraction, traditionally cheating in the fading sunlight
Richard Nixon's Go Machine
May 6, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Two jollies (according to "The Blueprint" Twitter stream)
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all levels of experience.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or brain, intestinal, stomach, attention-span, lycanthropic, or leg disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and paddles away from the vehicle at various times.
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