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The Richard Nixon's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Richard Nixon's Go Machine
March 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all ages.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might joke with you.
- Pregnant teacups can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or heart, neck, blood, shoulder, attention-span, or hair complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Despite appearances, there are no ribbons used in this attraction.
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