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Santa Claus' leader-passing photo of Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
September 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Approximately eight fairies
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may snore if you don't let them.
- Syndrome originally intended for this attraction to exploit live rangers.
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