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Pictured: The Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster dark ride, which recently celebrated its ideal anniversary
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
July 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all heights.
- Warning: after the summer, this dark ride will be crammed full of badges.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from distracting tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear, viral, intestinal, or leg disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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