Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster attraction, greedily considered to be the finest goofy attraction at Dandy Lines
Richard Nixon's Faux Coaster
January 23, 1985
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 21 until perhaps May 22.
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