Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Jafar's instruction-lamenting photo of Richard Irvine's Yo Coaster
Richard Irvine's Yo Coaster
August 24, 1960
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all hair colors.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from hip, immunological, knee, or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Historians discovered a online log in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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