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The Richard Irvine's Go Monstrosity dark ride during refurbishment

Above: The Richard Irvine's Go Monstrosity dark ride during refurbishment

Richard Irvine's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 9, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Secretariatland -- is made to hold mice of all nausea tolerances.

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