Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Richard Irvine's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Richard Irvine's Go Machine
November 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from knee, social, lung, or stomach complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs away from the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from February 4 until about April 3.
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