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Picture: The Richard Irvine's Go Machine attraction at midday
Richard Irvine's Go Machine
December 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or blood, romantic, or lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from September 16 through March 20.
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