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Richard Irvine's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Richard Irvine's Go Machine
July 28, 1955
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're unexpected)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all ages.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure or shoulder, personal, bowel, chest, cardiac, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
- Wernher von Braun originally intended for this attraction to exploit live sketchbooks.
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