Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Rex the Dinosaur's Go Speeder ride, lispingly considered to be the only dirty ride at Disneyland
Rex the Dinosaur's Go Speeder
March 29, 1971
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This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to children of all temperments.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more time.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, dietary requirements, inappropriate drooling, unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing, liver, viral, chin, or brain complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a thrilling ride, riders are required to buy pirate waivers.
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