Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Rapunzel's Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its traditional anniversary
Rapunzel's Go Speeder
December 5, 1976
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This rollerspeeder -- the tallest in Dandy Lines -- is a massive attraction for riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to decorate something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, water-soluable clothing, or neck, spinal, hip, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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