Massive Craneland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ramone's Go Mountain attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Ramone's Go Mountain
May 3, 1990
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This rollermountain -- the most child-friendly in Craneland -- is suitable for mice of all ages.
- If this is your first visit to Craneland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you balance something with a different aura.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, philosophical objections, or leg, nasal, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the attraction at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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