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The Ralph's Go Monstrosity attraction, grandly considered to be the worst nutty attraction at Disneyland
Ralph's Go Monstrosity
August 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all levels of experience.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to joke with your party.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to haunt something less magical.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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