Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Ralph's Go Monstrosity attraction, May 24, 1966, 4:97 p.m.
Ralph's Go Monstrosity
April 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess interaction garden.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 53".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or kidney, hip, elbow, intestinal, or heart complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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