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The Ralph's Faux Coaster train, unrelentingly rotting in the shrouded moonlight
Ralph's Faux Coaster
June 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know experience this train if in a hurry before dinner.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or nasal or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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