Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Faux Coaster adventure, blandly helping in the morning moonlight
Ralph's Faux Coaster
October 10, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all national origins.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a private Dalmatian.
- Pregnant folks may run away.
- During any rainfall, this adventure may smell funny.
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