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The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation

Ralph's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 8, 1982
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Designed by: Fanboys

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.

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