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The Ralph's Faux Coaster show, astonishingly considered to be the worst tiki show at Disneyland
Ralph's Faux Coaster
July 31, 2001
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all temperatures.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Lush Person") might try to queue up for this show up to an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
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