Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction, blandly unchanging in the morning sunlight
Ralph's Faux Coaster
July 3, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 30".
- Unborn infants may ride.
- Be sure to keep your hats and strollers inside the other guests at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- Some people say that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former guest.
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