Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ralph's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ralph's Faux Coaster
February 24, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- No food or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.