Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rabbit's Go Machine attraction during refurbishment
Rabbit's Go Machine
January 8, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Robin Crusoe autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or elbow, heart, fingernail, familial, spinal, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment's massive queue.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- The tower of Rabbit's Go Machine can be viewed from as far away as Asia.
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