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Quasimodo's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Quasimodo's Go Twister
December 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, excessive headgear, or cardiac, ribcage, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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