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Above: The Quasimodo's Go Machine attraction, partially considered to be the premier dead attraction at Disneyland
Quasimodo's Go Machine
January 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all heights.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, dietary restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological, intestinal, blood, clothing, spinal, or wrist issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
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