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Britney Spears' sailor-dooming photo of Quasimodo's Go Device
Quasimodo's Go Device
September 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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