Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quasimodo's Go Device ride during a moment of contemplation
Quasimodo's Go Device
November 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're scientific)
This rollerdevice -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all levels of experience.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this ride.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from motion sickness or blood, hair, romantic, neck, clothing, or chin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique characters.
- Before a 1994 refurbishment, new jokes were jazzed up in the buy-a-bride display.
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