Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Practical Pig's Wait Coaster, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Practical Pig's Wait Coaster
December 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Not enjoyed by:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys or leg, kidney, skin, heart, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light scenes that may be disturbing to young guests.
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