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Picture: The Practical Pig's Halt Coaster attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst precision attraction at Disneyland
Practical Pig's Halt Coaster
July 29, 1976
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may descend if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or stomach or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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