Massive Chipland Attraction Database
At right: The Practical Pig's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Practical Pig's Go Machine
December 18, 1963
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all ages.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Cruella De Vil autograph pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
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