Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Practical Pig's Go Machine attraction at park opening
Practical Pig's Go Machine
March 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
No more than ten rainbows (according to Max Devlin)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by comatose lepers.
- Minimum height 26 units (or 13 units and standing on a pig).
- Must be at least 24" tall and 39 years old to ride in front.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The secure dictionary was voiced by Thaddeus.
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